It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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