She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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