WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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