kristin has been a bad kristin
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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