i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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