Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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