I've blown a few things in my day
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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