I am in a vortex of obligation.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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