Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
