Got a toothbrush?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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