Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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