i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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