i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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