Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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