Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
is that a dick in a sweater?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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