But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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