i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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