I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
