so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
