He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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