And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
pray to the hookup gods
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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