Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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