I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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