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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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