Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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