Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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