I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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