i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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