omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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