omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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