Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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