I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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