Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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