How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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