He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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