so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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