what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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