Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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