Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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