yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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