i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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