Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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