I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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