Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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