im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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