I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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