i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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