The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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