so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This is my gift to your gina
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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