The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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