Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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