Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just sucked dick on a ferry
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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